Of course he's not dead!

Wait, was that a spoiler? Uh...whoops?

Anyway our Game of Thrones Jon Snow Funko Pop Vinyl Figure is a perfectly detailed -- and perfectly plastic -- rendering of the formerly alive, formerly dead 'Bastard of the North,' Jon Snow.

Yes, things looked bad for House Stark, especially after Jon Snow's "death." However, like all things transient in literature, death is distraction -- Jon Snow's empowering narrative was far from over.

Measuring 4" high, this collectible figure from FUNKO features a post-dead Jon Snow wrapped in exquisitely detailed armor including wooly coat, sword, sword strap(s), and fastidiously wrapped war boots.

Dear Jon Snow: Please avenge the souls of a scorched Winterfell!