Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester, your brand-new Dr. Who Time Lord Academy Men's T-Shirt tells us you're an especially bright entity committed to following in the footsteps of the legendary Time Lord, Doctor Who.

Yes, with this soft, heather-gray t-shirt wrapped confidently around your torso, you aspire to learn the vast idiosyncrasies of time travel, and you do this effectively at the puropsely time-displaced Time Lord Academy.

Nestled in the mountains of Gallifrey, the Time Lord Academy is a place for budding Time Lords to, proverbially, dip their toes into the time pool.

Within the very first week, Pre-Time Lords are granted time within fully functioning...Tardises? Tardi? Tardisisses? Anyway, they get to fly a Tardis and learn about the confounding simultaneity of time.

So, you have the proper Time Lord Academy t-shirt. Check. The Sonic Screwdriver set to TRAINING MODE? Check. Your guide to identifying humanoid Daleks? No? Oooo, you're going to need that.