Von Doom's Bier House -- where attendance is required.

Every weekday after 5 PM, and every Saturday and Sunday, from 3 PM to 6 PM, the armored monarch expects his subjects to fill the halls of his multitudinous 'bier haus' locations.

Yes, he truly appreciates his subjects' loyalty, so he awarded them with magnificent bars offering room temperature beer served by very attentive Doom Robots.

And yes, the Doom Robots were granted a light makeover to put customers at ease. And yes, they'll still atomize you if they detect any body movements implying dissention.

Made from 100% cotton, our Von Doom’s Bier Haus Men's T-Shirt celebrates the famous Latverian bier haus supported by the monarchy.

And if you don't already own this seriously green Von Doom Bier Haus t-shirt, I recommend buying one now. Do you want the Doom Robots to "relocate" your other set of grandparents? No? Then ADD TO CART, you rebellious fool!