A Deadpool wallet that deflects bullets, but mostly insults.

As a genetically-superior super-assassin with superior healing, superior karate skills, and a seriously superior (and rated-R) wit, Deadpool is constantly dodging bullets, weaponized llamas, and scathing, demeaning assaults to one's self-esteem.

To handle these brazen physical attacks -- and barbed, callous indignities regarding one's horrifically scarred flesh -- Deadpool wears a durable and padded high-impact suit.

To protect his wallet from brazen physical attacks, Deadpool carries his cash (and a hand-drawn X-Men membership card) in the Deadpool Chrome Weld Patch Men's Bi-Fold Wallet.

How does this Deadpool wallet convey Wade Wilson's especially protective (and curve-hugging) uniform?

The exterior!

• A slightly raised Deadpool symbol blended with shiny, softened chrome.
  
  
• Red, carbon fiber veneer replicating an aspiring X-person's safety suit.
  
  
• Raised and embroidered costume accents conveying genuine costume seamwork.
  
  

The interior!

• Rendered in a stitched, leather-like material, the right side features four card slots.
  
  
• The left side features an ID slot covered in clear plastic.
  
  

More awesome details regarding your new Deadpool wallet!

• Made from a carbon fiber weave blending polyurethane and polyester.
• Measures 8" across, 3.5" high (open).
• Measures 4" across, 3.5" high (closed).