Nap time is quiet time.

Nap time, you see, is a special time for Cable, Domino, grandparents, kids of all ages, zoo keepers and oligarchs. Why? Because while Deadpool naps, Deadpool grants supporting characters the ultimate gift: silence.

To ensure a successful, extended break from Deadpool nap, it's essential Deadpool receives his favorite stuffed Panda (codename: Earl), his favorite-er unicorn slippers, and his favorite-ist robe (complete with embroidered Deadpool symbol).

If you're wondering what a nap-ready Deadpool might look like, allow our Deadpool in Robe Parody Funko Pop Vinyl Figure to brutally chisel that unseemly image across your unnaturally solid brain boulder. Just go with it.

Measuring 4" high, this Deadpool bobble head figure from FUNKO features -- in immaculate detail -- Deadpool's aforementioned nap-wear. 

Yes, this collectible Deadpool figure also wants warm milk, but is slightly suspicious considering he wakes up three days after consuming said milk.