Taco Dirty To Me!

If you’re trying to get a jump on the Valentine gifts this year and don’t want to do the conventional roses and chocolates, this Deadpool “Taco Dirty To Me” shirt might be a good starting point.

For example, when your significant other comes home from work, have her follow rose petals to the bedroom. There she will find you in only this t-shirt laying on 2 pounds of taco meat. All the fixings are on the bedside tables under candlelight. Bare Naked Ladies blasting. You can thank me later.