An emotionally toxic Deadpool keychain.

Seriously, ever since you purchased the Deadpool Action Soft PVC Keychain, it won't shut up about your bad breath, your back acne, or your perpetual case of pink eye (wash your hands immediately after wiping!).

I mean, it sure is a nifty, rubbery Deadpool keychain with its bendable form, comic-accurate costume, and carelessly held katanas, but it continually brings up your hairy knuckles.

I mean, it has a sturdy, sizable keyring for multiple keys to multiple items secured by key-opening locks, but it won't go a minute without revisiting your mistakes.

If you can get past the insults and the constant barrage of self-esteem-bashing barbs, this Deadpool keyring made from soft PVC plastic is actually a helpful, collectible (but completely intolerable) keychain.