It carries books, bonnets, stuffed unicorns, 15-35 He-Man figures, and a fully formed Voltron.

Yes, Deadpool carries quite the arsenal while super-assassinating all forms of foul-mouthed malcontents.

And yes, he still has his trusty katanas and a few handy pistols, but Voltron's 6" Blazing Sword is a far more effective deterrent than saw-toothed blades and armor-piercing bullets.

And where does Deadpool store his deadly weapons and equally deadly toys with extremely limited articulation? Why, the Deadpool Better Built Laptop Backpack.

This helpful, tactical Deadpool backpack practically vomits pockets while reflecting Wade's comic-accurate costume accents.

Let's break it down.

The exterior!

• Two pouches secured via snap closure!
  
  
• Black and red material simulating Deadpool's flexible, reinforced suit!
  
  
• A sizeable and metallic Deadpool symbol!
  
  
• Water bottle pouches!
  
  
• Padded and adjustable shoulder straps!
  
  
• A segmented, padded, and mesh-covered back!
  
  

Sizable pockets!

• The sizable main pocket features organizing pouches and a padded laptop pocket, aka "tech sleeve."
  
  

Dimensions? Materials? Fine:

• Measures 15" wide, 21" high, and roughly 7" deep.
• Materials: 100% polyester.