Your father was a fighter so you could be a lawyer (and a fighter).

But someone HAS to fight -- the Kingpin killed your father and now he's buying up real estate and forcefully removing tenants with the help of salivating, zombified ninjas.

Anyway, Kingpin successfully partnered with the Hand, so it's time to train your very own street-savvy army.

Yes, it's time to put the word out -- the Hell's kitchen Boxing Club is open for business.

Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester, our EXCLUSIVE Hell's Kitchen Boxing Club Men's Hoodie features a deep red and purposely distressed silhouette of a certain devil-themed pugilist.

With deep, spacious pockets and a comfortable hood secured with drawstrings, this Daredevil hoodie for men features the legendary boxing club's official signage.

And yes, the person wearing said Hell's Kitchen Boxing Club hoodie pretends to be blind, but he regularly sprints across washlines while doing battle/making out with deadly female samurai.