Captain America likes beating Naught-zees, red faced people, and shape changing sub surface dwellers. When a hard day's work is over he likes to relax with a nice, cold, frosty....chocolate sundae? What the heck! Oh wait, I forgot that Captain America is one of those upstanding ethical code kind of guys and he's not going to be putting any sort of vile poisons in his system! Don't give him to much crap, he's the designated driver for Tony Stark. That guy is a train wreck. The Captain America No Drugs Junk Food T-Shirt is a much higher quality(and softer) t-shirt than a normal t-shirt, and features a highly distressed Captain America smashing the word 'drugs' into pieces. If only it was that easy!