For sound, comfortable sleep during uncomfortable wartime conditions.

You've been stuck in a cold barracks for 72 hours with nary an order passed down from your blustering and obviously exhausted superior officer.

Thankfully, you brought some additional, more comfortable apparel for your three-hour sleep shift -- the government-issued armor is heavily padded, extremely rigid, and therefore the enemy of productive sleep.

What did you pack? Why, the Captain America Snow Heather Blue Pajama Pants, of course.

Rendered in a soft blending of 60% cotton and 40% polyester, these Captain America pajama pants feature white, snow-like speckling brought about by the "heather" effect --

 -- an interweaving of colored materials creating a subtle, swirling marbling.

Running vertically along the left leg (your left), a thickly printed Captain America logo capped by Cap's go-to gear. 

Why are these pants -- and by extension, you -- simply the coolest?

More reasons why your Captain America pajama pants are simply the coolest:

• Soft? Oh, yeah.
• An elastic waistband with drawstring tie.
• Button-down fly.
• Spacious pockets.