Because America remains fixated on all things "jumbo."

If you drink light beer, drive a compact car, or refuse to 'super-size' your already massive soda for an additional 50¢, I have to question your so-called undying patriotism.

You want to celebrate America, you celebrate all things massive, immense, giant and jumbo. 

And Captain America, who exists to celebrate America, joyfully perpetuates the jumbo trend with the aptly-named Captain America Shield 20oz Jumbo Mug.

Yes, your former mug -- a much smaller mug -- implies reduced American pride. This Captain America mug will ABSOLUTELY dismiss the doubters and express your love off all things red, white, blue, and ridiculously big.

Made from solid ceramic, this blue and glazed Captain America mug features two especially sizable -- and especially reflective -- Captain America shields.

So, if you have an American thirst for coffee, tea, soda, and apple cider, this appropriately sized mug is the perfect colossal drink holder.

• Do not place in dishwasher.
• Do not microwave.