Made from 100% Cotton, this pair of blue boxer briefs for men features a Captain America Shield symbol slapped down right in the middle of things on a blue background, with red highlights bordering the legs and functioning fly.  The covered, elastic waistband features raised, blue Captain America logos directly underneath a blue stripe wrapped around the top of the band.

Oh, Captain America; archetype of American ideals and favorite son to the incorruptible  and downtrodden.  Won't you please.....uh...get out of my yard?  And stop yelling, "Avengers Assemble," at 3 AM?  We're trying to sleep and I really don't thing the grill is a camouflaged, techno-organic egg sustaining the soon-to-be-born Supreme Intelligence.