Why does Thanos eat Infinity-O's cereal?

The same reason you should be eating Infinity-O's cereal -- to fuel your never-ending conquering with unlimited vitamins, minerals, high-fructose corn syrup, and incalculable servings of Infinity Marshmallows.

Oh, and one (1) Infinity Stone.

Not convinced of Infinity-O's proven effectiveness? Look to the ingredients:

Infinity O's List of Ingredients:

(Serving Size: ∞).

• Innumerable grams of sugar
• Incalculable grams of additional sugar
• Boundless high-fructose corn syrup
• A galaxy of carbohydrates
• Countless toasted oats
• Glistening star-stuff born in the primal forge of creation.
  
  

Additional Ingredients:

• One (of six) Infinity Stones (Hey, Kids! Tell your parents to buy more boxes of Infinity-O's to collect all six!)
• ∞% of every conceivable/ necessary/ sentient vitamin and mineral.
• More carbohydrates
• More sugar
• Seriously, the list doesn't end. 
• ∞
  
  

APRIL FOOLZ!

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