Daaaang dude, you got buff!!

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You’ll have your friends doing double takes when they see you strutting around in this. They’ll ask, “what’s your secret? How’d you get so toned so fast??” Never take off this shirt and you’ll be good to go. Don’t worry, we won’t tell. ;)