Now you can finally own the (microscopic) farm of your dreams.

Yes, you're a life-long farmer suffused with size-altering Pym Particles reducing your size to that of a dewdrop. Actually, one-quarter dewdrop. Anyway, you're super-small and it's super-scary-neat.

Having been reduced to the proper size, you can finally move in to the "massive" (meaning "wider than a thumb") farm of your dreams -- Pym's Ant Farm!

Yes, Pym's Ant Farm is a miniaturized, self-sufficient, environmentally conscious farm chambered in an impact-resistant, Pym-particle-infused casing allowing for clear, uninhibited observation.

Why 'small-scale farming?' Because a reduced farm means a significant reduction in developed full-scale acreage.

So...you're growing tiny food for tiny people? Yes, we are. But Pym Particles actually work both ways. 

You see, 95% of the food grown at Pym's Ant Farm is removed from the high-impact casing and enlarged to feed conventionally scaled citizens.

And yes, our food is 100% organic with trace amounts of matter-displacing particles-- particles that are in NO WAY capable of rewriting human DNA.

APRIL FOOLZ!

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