A "licensed Zombie Hunter," eh?

Really? Hmmm. Yes, I know your lanyard says as much, but I'm not sure I believe you.

Why this skepticism? Well, no one's giving out a "license" for zombie hunting. No one.

Also, I noticed you throwing up when Rick beheaded that zombie with a shovel. Yeah -- something tells me you're too squeamish to hunt anything larger than a stink bug.

Our Walking Dead Zombie Hunter Lanyard features a black band adorned with blood -soaked text stating your profession during the zombie apocalypse.: "LICENSED ZOMBIE HUNTER."

More reasons why your brand-new Walking Dead lanyard is a necessary survival tool in a land populated by your undead parents who are STILL disappointed in you.

• A long, adjustable band measuring roughly 19" from top to metal clip.
  
  
• A metal push-button clip for easy clipping!
  
  
• The perfect item to hold your "Zombie Hunter" license.