“Likes: Long drives on the beach and high-end motor oil”.

You know, for a sentient robotic alien that drives around disguised as a truck for most of his day, Optimus Prime is actually a pretty normal dude. Don’t get me wrong, he’s definitely more than meets the eye, but deep down he’s just like you or me. He’s just trying to find love and put a stop to the Decepticons.

He might be able to transform himself into whatever heavy machinery necessary to stop other more sinister robotic aliens, but that’s a whole lot easier than being a truck on Tinder. Kick back and be glad you’re not a car in this comfy black cotton Transformers tee.