Because the world of Superman is apparently shaped like Superman.

And why wouldn't it be? I like to think the universe is -- at its core -- a good and moral place that actually sanctifies life. 

So, if the universe is benevolent and mostly magnanimous, I can only follow the path dictated by clear and inarguable logic: the universe -- still infinite -- is shaped like Superman.

Made from 100% cotton, our Superman Image Trap Men's T-Shirt features a massive Superman silhouette -- a giant Superman-shaped window to the world of Superman.

And where is Superman? Why, he's standing on a very tall peak. 

And yes, you guessed it -- this painterly image of Superman adorning this moderately abstract Superman t-shirt is rendered by Alex "I'm better at this than you are" Ross.