Because Rey has a surprisingly "sordid" past and a lustful yearning to "explore."

And we should NEVER hold it against her. As in EVER.

She didn't think it possible amidst the star-spanning struggle, but there it was -- love. And, having found it, she learned of the many ways to express it, and how to find fulfillment through its more erotic aspects.

Our Fifty Shades of Rey Men's T-Shirt -- an EXCLUSIVE t-shirt available only through SuperHeroStuff -- features Rey as an ominous silhouette, a passing Millennium Falcon, and perhaps the obscured visage of her more experienced suitor.

Yes, this black Rey-inspired t-shirt for men grants us a more mature Star Wars heroine who fights overwhelming desires, swelling erotic curiosities, and a relentless First Order.