Because Stormtrooper armor chafes like a son of a gun.

And it's also very cold -- very, very cold.

Although we're not The Empire's biggest fans, we realize your recruitment wasn't voluntary -- allow us to add a little comfort and warmth in places where there is very little of both.

Our EXCLUSIVE Star Wars The Empire Men's Pajama Pants fit perfectly under your leg plating while boasting your (mostly fake) allegiance to The Empire.

Made from a soft blend of cotton and polyester, these Star Wars pajama pants feature a large, deep red "EMPIRE" logo running vertically along the leg.

Capping the logo, the very intimidating Imperial cog.

More reasons why your Star Wars pajama pants are simply the coolest:

• Soft? Oh, yeah.
• An elastic waistband with drawstring tie.
• Button-down fly.
• Spacious pockets.