The Christmas stocking with a very important message for Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Yes, it made it all the way to Tatooine with a larger, very talkative, gold-colored Christmas stocking in tow -- it claimed to know, like, 578 languages before we tossed it in the closet.

Anyway, we hung this incessantly beeping thing on Obi-Wan's mantle, and it projected an image of a mournful princess with a harrowing request.

And I'm sure you can determine how the rest of this story goes. 

Our Star Wars R2-D2 Christmas Stocking with Sound nails the robotic look of R2-D2 with carefully applied movie-accurate detailing including silver material overlaid with printed panels, seams, diodes, and scopes.

But that's not the reason you're here.

The accurate R2 aesthetic is fine and dandy, but you're really here for the soothing sounds of R2's trash talk!

Yep, just press the button to the right of R2's eye and prepare for a succession of "BLOOPs" and "BLEEPs."

Made from a blend of polyurethane and polyester fabric, this R2-D2 Christmas stocking is the (**Bloop**)ing best Christmas stocking ever. Like, ever.

• Features loop for superior hanging.
• Illustrated front, silver back.
• Spot-clean with mild detergent.
• Do not bleach.
• Do not wash.
• 16" long, 7" wide.