They're ponies. Little ponies, actually. And they're mine.

BUT...they could very easily be yours IF you happen to be anywhere from 13 seconds to 24 months old.

And, if you're able to read, access a computer, and utilize a credit card immediately after birth, you can successfully purchase our My Little Pony Circle Infant Snapsuit over the internet.

Anywyay, it's scientifically proven that fresh-from-the-womb My Little Pony fans can already access the higher brain functions of a 42-year-old crossing guard, so he or she should be able to purchase themselves a stylish My Little Pony snapsuit.

Made from 100% cotton, this one-piece for wee ones features a purposely distressed image of three preeminent ponies:

Clockwise from the top, we have Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle. You're welcome.