Consider the beach safe from the Legion of Doom...

...and Starro, and Despero, and the Crime Syndicate, and the Black Lanterns, and anyone or anything foolish enough to kick sand in the perfectly chiseled faces of the Justice League.

That's right -- when you lay our Justice League Team Beach Towel across the sandy, sunbaked terrain of your favorite beach/sand dune, you're assuring the safety of said beach courtesy of DC Comics' mightiest superheroes.

Measuring 30" x 59", this Justice League beach towel features a striking, modern, and brightly colored image of the Justice League, including Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, Aquaman and Cyborg.

And no, Batman is NOT a fan of the beach. Not in the least bit. I believe he calls it "the desert with false hope." Not sure what he means, exactly, but it's certainly something Batman would say.