I’m Barry Allen and these are the most comfortable pants on Earth.

Barry Allen might be the fastest man alive, but he also has the worst memory of any man alive. It might be because of all the running around at supersonic speeds or because his shoes are too tight, but whatever the case he can’t seem to remember simple things like his favorite color or favorite French new wave filmmaker.

So he keeps a lot of notes, Memento-style, along with this pair of cozy Flash pajama pants. Right on the front, there is the Flash’s lightning bolt along with the first thing he reads when he wakes up: “My name is Barry Allen and I’m the fastest man alive.”