Yes, we know -- Deadpool could really use some makeup.

Yes, Deadpool is certainly strong, flexible, feisty, and a little unruly. And yes, his shapeliness is easily above average.

Unfortunately, his skin looks like it was burned, stabbed, eaten by robots, expelled by robots who attempted to secure said skin with duct tape, and a combination of tissues, tomatoes, and rubber cement.

Thankfully, Deadpool's handy Deadpool Wade Wilson Makeup Bag stores plenty of makeup (and about a gallon of foundation), allowing Wade to appear less mutilated by flame and exploding, carnivorous tomato plants.

Let's break it down:

The exterior!

• Quilt-patterned faux-leather veneer affixed with carefully stitched red and white stripes.
  
  
• A stitched Deadpool symbol asking especially cultured individuals to kindly step aside.
  
  
• Another Deadpool patch! It's referencing 1991 -- the year of Deadpool's comic book debut.
  
  
• An open pocket framed in stitched, white trim!

The interior!

• Plenty of space for makeup. Like, a lot of makeup. Enough to paint a tank, probably.

More details regarding your brand-new Deadpool makeup bag!

• Materials: Shell: 100% polyurethane. Lining: 100% polyester.
• Dimensions: 9.5" wide, 5" high, 3" deep.