How to hide one's exposed and swelling brain while one heals from shotgun-inflicted head trauma.

Yes, your "career choice" finds you dodging -- and failing to dodge -- thousands of rounds per second.

It's a tough job, but someone (specifically, a mostly invulnerable, sass-spewing super-assassin) has to do it.

After all rounds are spent and the "enemies" are mostly beheaded, Deadpool covers his bullet-riddled costume with duct-tape, and hides the gaping head wounds with a Deadpool Symbol Red & Black 9Fifty Adjustable Hat.

Made from 100% polyester, this EXCLUSIVE Deadpool Symbol Red & Black 9Fifty Adjustable Hat is Deadpool's preferred 'over-the-skull-wear' sporting a raised, embroidered Deadpool symbol.

Our Deadpool hat is layered in a resilient performance fabric called "Diamond Era." 

The name comes from a recurring pattern of diamond-shaped stitching crisscrossing the entire hat, granting it the appearance of a hard-fiber mesh used in the construction of contemporary superhero costumes.

The bill? Flat, black, and rendered in a non-velvet faux-velvet.

Hey! What's on the back?? A smaller Deadpool symbol trading smaller insults.

The official New Era sticker? It's right there, resting soundly on top of the flat bill.

All the dependable characteristics of a high quality New Era Hat:

• The embroidered New Era logo resting on the hat's right side.
• The stitched taping crisscrossing the hat's interior.
• The official New Era tag, also inside the hat!
• The official Marvel Comics logo also-also inside the hat!
• This 9Fifty hat features an adjustable snapback tab for a comfortable fit.