"So....like, a long time ago, during the mostly boring cosmic event 'Contest of Champions', I sort of/kind of duct-taped my DNA to a spider-themed symbiote."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of how Deadpool merged with Venom (as told by Deadpool with nearly 99.9% of the facts casually left out for brevity's sake).

Anyway, our Contest of Champions Venompool Funko Pop Bobble Head is based on the characters' mutually beneficial convergence to survive the perils of Marvel's competitive fight game, 'Contest of Champions'.

Measuring 4" high, this Deadpool/Venom hybrid features comic-accurate costume detailing, and the following very obvious symptoms of chronic symbiote possession:

• Long, black claws!
  
  
• A ridiculously wide grin packed with sword-length teeth!
  
  
• A strange, inescapable yearning to feed on Spider-Man's bone marrow!
  
  

Collectible but dangerously unmanageable, this Venompool bobble-head figure from FUNKO is an overly talkative atrocity that subsists on a shared diet of spicy chimichangas and live pigeons.