Because your three-year-old is regularly interrogating his favorite stuffed penguin.

Yes, his behavior is certainly odd, considering he's hanging the penguin upside-down from a rope, demanding said penguin provide the location of illegally smuggled, umbrella-shaped rocket launchers.

Before you consider intense therapy with a renowned child psychologst, I suggest taking the more entertaining route -- enabling this unnatural behavior.

And to truly enable your child's dark fantasies of brutal vigilantism performed by the hazy glow of a unicorn night-light, I suggest adorning your justice-seeking child in our Batman Toddler Costume T-Shirt & Shorts Set.

Yes, this Batman costume t-shirt and shorts set for kids features an accurate recreation of Batman's armored top, and stretchy, athletic, and stylishly striped shorts.

Let's break it down:

Batman costume t-shirt!

• Made from 100% polyester!
  
  
• Batman's simulated torso-wear featuring a screen-printed Batman symbol filled with silver-foil print!
  
  
• Illustrated armor plating lining your child's already prodigious musculature!
  
  
• A screen-printed Batman belt outlined in silver-foil print!
  
  

Batman shorts!

• Made from 100% polyester!
  
  
• Rendered in a gray and stretchy athletic mesh!
  
  
• Features a comfortable elastic waistband.
  
  
• Are those stripes? Yes, these Batman shorts for kids feature 2 sporty, carefully stitched stripes!