Made from 100% Cotton, this charcoal gray, Star Wars t-shirt features an all over print of.....a few Stormtroopers. More than one, but less than 20. Yup. Anyway, Stormtroopers are the cloned foot soldiers of the Empire....who are in no way granted Union representation. Nope. Sometimes these guys pillage, like, 17 planets before getting a lunch break. Heck, they've gone 3 weeks without pay, already! What the @#$#!!!?? No wonder their performance is....less than stellar. Anyway, this Star Wars t-shirt is a first quality garment with any perceived imperfections being intrinsic and characteristic of the belt print technique used in the printing process. There, chew on that.

And OH! This t-shirt glows in the dark; the illustration on the back, that is. I almost failed to mention that.