Zapp Branigan Quotes!
Friday, May 2nd, 2008Some Awesome Zapp Branigan quotes.
“What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”
“You’d sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape? You’ve been smoking some bad granola.”
“If we can hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards…Checkmate.”
“You win again, gravity!”
“Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”
“We don’t know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing’s for sure. They stand for everything we stand against.”
“Wow, one day a man has everything…,then the following day he blows up a $40 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It really makes you think.”
“I like your style, Fry - you remind me of a young me, not much younger mind you, perhaps even a couple years older.”
“She’s a beatifull ship alright. Shapely, seductive. I’m gonna fly her brains out!”
“I’m the man with no name… Zapp Brannigan.”
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