Made from 100% Cotton, this red beach towel simulates the uniform worn by either security or engineering officers serving aboard the USS Enterprise, based on the hit, sci-fi standard, Star Trek! Yes, as a security officer aboard the USS Enterprise, your retirement at the ripe old age of 32 is pretty much a given; death by carnivorous land fish from Sela VI is not an unusual occurrence.  As an engineer...yeah, you're still in imminent danger. I mean, warp cores implode and create painfully intrusive singularities on an almost hourly basis, so....Maybe there's something available in the mess hall? Anyway, this simulated engineering/security uniform towel measures 5' high and 2' 6" across, perfect for....drying you off. Yup.