Red Shirts of the Federation, unite! No more away missions for Ensign Nonames! No more 'giving it all she's got' without proper hazard pay! No more Red Shirts not getting invited to the Starfleet company picnic! Oh, and more 3.5 inch high by 2.5 inch wide Star Trek Engineering/Security Insignia Magnets, which looks just like the Engineering/Security symbol! That last one is the most important, really. It is such a nice magnet for putting on your fridge, shuttle, or di-lithium warp core! If you get the Star Trek Engineering/Security Insignia Magnet, we can just figure out those other demands later.